Five probe regions on three continents
Yo! your site
is down.
YoPingMe checks your sites every 5 minutes from two regions you pick and yells at you on Slack, email or webhook - before your customers start tweeting.
10 monitors on the free plan.
No card. No sales call. No YAML.
The checks you actually need.
Minus the enterprise sadness.
No 40-page setup wizard, no per-seat pricing spreadsheet. Paste a URL, pick who to yell at, done.
Five kinds of checks
HTTP, keyword, SSL, ping and TCP - every monitor checked every 5 minutes, around the clock.
Alerts that find you
Email, webhook and Slack, with sane defaults - one dropped packet doesn't page anybody.
Response-time history
Spot the slow creep before it becomes an outage. 30 days of raw history on the free plan.
SSL checks
Hear about a bad or expiring certificate from us, not from a scary browser warning.
A live first check at signup
The wizard pings your URL from your check regions before you've picked a password.
"Not just you" checks
Every alert is confirmed from a second region before anyone gets paged. Outages yell. Blips don't.
Pick where we check from
Blocked in a country on purpose? Choose the regions that watch each site, so a geo-block never pages you at 3am.
Talk to your monitoring
Every account ships an MCP server: connect Claude and ask about uptime, incidents, and failing checks.
Live before you finish signing up. Actually.
- STEP 1
Paste your URL
The signup wizard runs a live first check from both your regions while you type.
- STEP 2
Pick who to yell at
Slack, email or webhook - with sane defaults so you're not paged for a single dropped packet.
- STEP 3
Go back to shipping
Checks run every 5 minutes and every alert is confirmed by a second region - when we yell, it's real.
Three plans. Free is real.
No card at signup, no trial clock on Free. Pro and Team raise the limits when yours pinch.
Free
$0 - no card required
- 10 monitors
- Checks every 5 minutes
- 2 check regions per monitor
- 30 days of raw history
- 7 days of uptime history over MCP
- 50 MCP queries a day
- Email + webhook + Slack alerts
Pro
$9/mo
14-day free trial - card required
- 50 monitors
- Checks every minute
- Up to 5 check regions per monitor
- 30 days of raw history
- Unlimited uptime history over MCP
- 1,000 MCP queries a day
- Account-wide reports
- Email + webhook + Slack alerts
- Choose how long down before alerting
- Alerts when one region keeps failing
Team
$29/mo
14-day free trial - card required
- 250 monitors
- Checks every 30 seconds
- Up to 5 check regions per monitor
- 30 days of raw history
- Unlimited uptime history over MCP
- 5,000 MCP queries a day
- Account-wide reports
- Email + webhook + Slack alerts
- Choose how long down before alerting
- Alerts when one region keeps failing
Every account starts free. Upgrade from your account page whenever you are ready - Pro and Team start with a 14-day free trial (card required, one per account). Payments are handled by Paddle, our merchant of record. Refunds are covered by the refund policy.
Coming soon
Not built yet - this is the roadmap, not the feature list.
- Status pages
- SMS alerts
- Self-serve plan changes
- Full REST API
- Teams
- More regions
Know before Twitter does.
10 monitors, free. Setup is pasting a URL.