Checking from Frankfurt, Virginia & Singapore

Yo — your site
is down.

YoPingMe checks your sites every 5 minutes from 3 regions and yells at you on Slack, email or webhook - before your customers start tweeting.

10 monitors on the free plan.
No card. No sales call. No YAML.

The checks you actually need.
Minus the enterprise sadness.

No 40-page setup wizard, no per-seat pricing spreadsheet. Paste a URL, pick who to yell at, done.

Five kinds of checks
HTTP, keyword, SSL, ping and TCP - every monitor checked every 5 minutes, around the clock.
Alerts that find you
Email, webhook and Slack, with sane defaults - one dropped packet doesn't page anybody.
Response-time history
Spot the slow creep before it becomes an outage. 30 days of raw history on the free plan.
SSL checks
Hear about a bad or expiring certificate from us, not from a scary browser warning.
A live first check at signup
The wizard pings your URL from every region before you've picked a password.
"Not just you" checks
Every alert is confirmed from all 3 regions before anyone gets paged. Outages yell. Blips don't.
Talk to your monitoring
Every account ships an MCP server: connect Claude and ask about uptime, incidents, and failing checks.

STEP 1
Paste your URL
The signup wizard runs a live first check from Frankfurt, Virginia and Singapore while you type.
STEP 2
Pick who to yell at
Slack, email or webhook - with sane defaults so you're not paged for a single dropped packet.
STEP 3
Go back to shipping
Checks run every 5 minutes and alerts are confirmed from all 3 regions - when we yell, it's real.

Free is the only plan today. No per-seat math. No contact-sales button.

$0 - no card required

Not built yet - this is the roadmap, not the feature list.

10 monitors, free. Setup is pasting a URL.